I recently did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
I started working for the Samaritans last week.I tried phoning in sick on my second day,but the buggers talked me out of it
What did Cinderella say when her photos didn’t arrive on time?
One day my prints will come
What is the difference between a guitar and a fish?.............You can't Tuna fish
What did the the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator
I said to my mate, I'm taking the four members of Abba out for something to eat, my friend, for Nandos
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the football team?
Because she kept running from the ball!
I wasn’t going to visit my family this December, but my mum promised to make me Eggs Benedict. So I’m going home for the hollandaise.
Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me!! Luckily my injuries are only super fish oil
What’s the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike?
Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows? They’re making headlines everywhere!