Terrible Jokes

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Terrible Jokes

I recently did a theatrical performance about puns.  It was a play on words.

WillMac

I started working for the Samaritans last week.I tried phoning in sick on my second day,but the buggers talked me out of it

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What did Cinderella say when her photos didn’t arrive on time?

One day my prints will come

Sarah
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What is the difference between a guitar and a fish?.............You can't Tuna fish cheeky

Sarah
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What did the the drummer call his twin daughters?   Anna one, Anna two!
 

Sarah
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What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator 

WillMac

I said to my mate, I'm taking the four members of Abba out for something to eat, my friend, for Nandos

Richard
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Why did Cinderella get kicked off the football team?

Because she kept running from the ball!

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I wasn’t going to visit my family this December, but my mum promised to make me Eggs Benedict.  So I’m going home for the hollandaise.

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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me!! Luckily my injuries are only super fish oil

WillMac

What’s the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike?

Attire!
 

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Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows? They’re making headlines everywhere!